破车嘉年华

Everyonehasanopiniononbadcars...nowit’stimetoheartheonesthatreallycount--ours...Asit’stheworstcarinthehistoryoftheWORLD,we’reonourtravels...totheNorthofEngland...tonameandshamethemostrubbishcarfromamanufacturerwhich,frankly,shouldhaveknownbetter.But,it’snotallabouthatefulcars...Ohno.Youhavetorevelinsomegoodonestoappreciatethestinkers.There’stheFerrari458spider,Toyota’sGT86andthe￡340,000LexusLFArubbingshoulderswithaMercedesSLS.Ourguestdriver,TheStig’sYorkshirecousin,putshiswhippettoonesideandthrowsaBMWM5roundagymkhanacoursebeforewehaveagoinacoupleofTransatlanticchallengers.Thingsdon’tgowell.Wespendtreasuredleisuretimeonthegolfcoursecontinuingourdebate.Thatdoesn’tgowelleither.Weevenputourowncars--pastandpresent--intothereckoning.Thatendsbadlytoo.WeargueoverthegreatandtheawfulfromPeugeot,Ford,Mahindra,FSO,AlfaRomeo,RollsRoyce,Porsche,Citroen,Saab...andmanymore.Andwehaveaspecial,surprisefateinstoreforthecarwepickasourbiggestloser...Enjoy...JeremyClarksonamp;JamesMay